Kepps: I’m definitely not encouraging you to swear, but you should definitely choose the best title, which is “Damned.”

 

CJ: Imagine being bitten by a radioactive lizard, but instead of climbing walls, your butt falls off when you get scared.

 

Kepps: I don’t believe in the Internet.

 

Abby W: I just hit my head on my computer from laughing so hard.

 

Kepps: Of course I’m lying. It’s magic.

 

Sara: This was going to be a happy story, but then I killed people.

 

Abby W: I’m a ball of sadness. And fear.

 

Delaney: That’s what the Google says.

 

Hope: Which sounds better: aftertaste or residue? Or is this too sexual?

 

Delaney: One time, I was stupid.

 

Abby W: It was magical! A raccoon!

 

Abby W: Is she (mentally) okay?

Liv: She’s from California.

 

Sara: Thank you, drugrehab.com

 

Sara: I listen to “Fall Down Boy.” Sure you do, Gretchen.

 

natalie: There’s no casual way to have tape put on your face.

 

Sara: Wait, Zacob’s your brother?

Zoey: Yeah. I had to write a love letter to my brother.

 

Laney: I’m Catholic.

natalie: I’m Catholic.

 

Aly: Me, too.

JJ: Me, too.

Liv: Same! Catholic party!

 

Fox: I think I can talk to raccoons.

 

JJ: Stripes are my favorite color.

 

Hope: *humming to herself* “Puff the magic dragon”

 

Sara: I would rather get a deadly disease than talk to people I don’t know.

 

Hope: Awww, my beef stick!

 

Abby W: Yeah, I just need to learn how to think faster.

 

Liv: Dang, I just got shivers under my blanket!

 

Abby Fox: I can’t believe I just wrote an incest poem.

 

Kepps: We should all get this tattooed.

 

Liv: Snort that, Laney!

 

Laney: Cowboy hats bother me.

 

Aly: *reads sad, heartfelt poem about death*

Sara: They wouldn’t just leave the body.

Kepps: I can’t believe you just played Bop-It with a poem about death.

 

Abby W: My feet need to be free.

 

Liv: She was a God-send for the water.

 

Laney: I’m pretty sure that’s the guy I wrote a love letter to.

 

Kepps: I feel like these are the pants astronauts wear to the moon.

 

Abby W [to Laney]: You’re like a puppy person.

Hope: There’s never a dull Laney moment.

JJ: She’s definitely a glass half full kind of person.

Sara: She’s definitely a glass all the way full kind of person.

 

Sara: Mediocre plus mediocre equals kinda good.

 

natalie: The only bad thing this class has done is make me really sad that I can’t snap.

 

Laney: My armpits were cold.

 

Kepps: We’re gonna watch a dusty chinchilla.

 

Abby W: I gotta call you back, there’s a raccoon on the lawn!

 

Kepps: Club Lib.

 

Abby W: Maybe it’s just gonna push it all out of my eyes or something.

 

Kepps: You walk in and just sense it...you can just feel that there is a claw machine.

 

Abby W: I feel like a bag full of oranges would be effective for what we’re trying to do here.


Laney: Why am I actually that stupid? That’s what ‘coon season' is?

Quotes

            Volume 42 ~ 2019