Volume 44 ~ 2022
Landon: *rapid fires names of DC movies in order*
Okay, I think I'm done.
McCartney: (talking about hotdog) Get a smaller weiner.
Jerzie: I just love water. I tried an Icelandic water from Target and I about died- it was SO good.
Jerzie: I am a passionate country hater- I talk about it all the time.
Jerzie: I have a secret talent but I can’t say it out loud.
Issac: I’m always stuck in pudding. I eat my way out and find more.
Delaney: I have goosies!!
McCartney: That was a demon!
Jerzie: This is definitely not true, but Elon Musk radiates that he smells like cat pee.
Maxine: I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch and I’m so excited!
Isaac: (in a deep dark voice) Suspense begins to build!
Jerzie: I love dinosaurs!
Jerzie: What if they're a throuple?
Matthew: Oooh, yeah, maybe they're into that.
Matthew: I love monkeys.
Ty: The party starts when I arrive.
Isaac: I wanna marry water-- people die, water doesn’t.
Gina: Live, Laugh, Flush.
Delaney: Matthewwwww! I will kill you!!
Delaney: Bebé tiburón doo doo doo doo doo...! (Baby shark in Spanish)
Matthew: Did you say queso?!!
Delaney: *sits on bench and gets a criss-cross pattern on the back of her legs*
Now I'm a double ham!!
Delaney: I can’t do anything cool but everywhere on my body pops because I’m messed up.
Ty: I felt that it was easier to be lazy.
Isaac: Who is THAT handsome devil?!
Ty: Helllllllll yeah!!!
Jerzie: She should work at Hooters.
McCarntey: My dogs are out!
Jerzie: I call mine grippers.
Jerzie: Oh- I thought you said you were hung over.
Allison: I can turn myself into a chair.
Jerzie: I just got the sudden urge to dab.
Ty: Did you just say fart limit?
Liz: Her laugh doesn’t sound like it should come out of her.
McCartney: I want to get in a fist fight, but one where they don’t fight back.
Liz: ISAAAAC! Read my mind, not my work.
Jerzie: I wish your mom was at my house!
Matthew: Is it illegal to buy a sea otter?
*five minutes later* Dang it-- it's illegal!
Maxine: It was a lot of coffee, I had to pee so bad.
All of us: YOUR MOM!
Harper: Okay, I’m going to the bathroom to do my hair. It’ll take me, like, a LONG time, so see you after lunch.
JJ: OH MY GOSH, I just finished this book and it was SOOO GOOD… I’m going to die
Matthew: I miss Gina.
McCartney: She's still alive, guys